So today was a very interesting day. I went to my friends pool, which was a total fail, since it started raining approximately 30 minutes after my arrival. I was pretty upset. I got a nice tan though (ha ha).
In other news I did witness a total tragedy in the subway. ^The girl pictured above was wearing what I like to call the "Spartan Ballerina from the neighborhood" look. Her feet were totally spilling over out of her "slippers" if you will. I just thought that was an amazing thing. My dear Spartan ballerina, let me judge you: I give you a three, four, whatever comes after six and keys to a hotel room.
I know it makes me look like a bad person, when I take pictures of people on the train, but I mean really. Who doesn't judge people like this. Maybe this is why i have the friends that I have. I only hope that others can appreciate a good laugh at someone else's expense the way we can. I mean this is not what I do all day.
Wait I just lied, I do judge people all day, but I do other things too. I do, I really do!!!!
That is all...
The Spartan Ballet!
People Watching 101
Hmm...What should I blog about. Let me think. Oh, here it is. This is what I witnessed in Starbucks one day while people watching and having my midday latte...let me tell you, this didn't excite me in the least bit. Why on earth would any self-respecting man walk out of the house in this fashion? Why? I'll tell you why...
Well maybe I won't tell you why, but I will tell you this. This guy truly needed some stern words from myself, which i was tempted to give, but instead I decided to post it on the world wide web and blog about it. Who the piss where's mom jeans? Other than moms, and female (tenured) teachers from Willacoochie, Georgia, or some other backwoods school in the south.
Yes my dears, this guy was begging for it. I mean I love to people watch, and judge those who pass my line of sight, but it's all harmless. Everyone has done it. Don't get me wrong, I don't only judge the ugly, tragic ones. I judge the hot ones as well. I pick out the guys I would do (in the biblical way). It's People Watching 101 kids. Learn it, live it, love it!
Well this is my first blog post as you can probably tell, I'll have more innovative, funny ones in the near future! Peace and L...